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The Strategy. Go back to Mexico, this time as the legitimate candidate of a major party.
. Rouse the Hispanic-Immigration Reform- Lobbyists in Washington. Last ditch try and
best idea yet (below) to get their attention. While I'm thinking about it- contact the Democratic
National Committee too. At this point, they've all stunk. I wish Hispanic groups would stop
sending me "immigration alert" texts TELLING to call my REPRESENTATIVE. Their insensitivity
is hurting my feelings- my rep. is Frank LoBiondo.
. Idea! Drive a car to a friend in need, instead of flying. Drive it over the border- into inhospitable
Mexico- and l leave it with a deliriously grateful Beto. I've done it before!
Update- In the news, 8/05/2010 Car Bombs. The latest tactic by the drug cartels. Just what I needed to hear. Not to make light, but I might need a red cross insignia saying this "gringo" is
neutral.
. . Preparations: With great fanfare, I auction my Trans Am and antique GMC Pick Up on Ebay.
Advertise-(annoy) above (Hispanic) groups in Washington about the auction.. Someone-
somewhere finally acknowledges an email- next, I show up on the radar of somebody important
(@ New York Times). Unconnected to that, two car hobbyists buy the cars. Use the
proceeds to buy a 2000 or newer, small, fuel efficient car which I will then drive with Jersey
plates into the war zone- MEXICO. 2000 or newer- because of some silly red tape- Mexican style.
. Step 4 Using said publicity ....because steps 1-2-3 are such sure bets.... try and raise $2000
dollars for expenses (from the undocumented community) or the same folks I might
represent next January. ( Note: Step, #4, will be the most difficult step of a potentially
very clever scheme.......that's unfortunate. Will continue working on leadership-organizational
skills- practicing with Hispanics. Look for a knock-out blow to anti-immigrant LoBiondo upon
return.)
. Take 100's of pictures while I'm in Mexico and post a new web site when I come back. Details
to be worked out and made public at appropriate time.
. I win! The shear audacity- some would call madness- reaches a tipping point and I'm
"discovered."
My ideas (and my poise) triumph over the incumbents fatuous legislative record.